8.25.2006

Alright. Its Friday. No more boring ass work. Its time to spark up and drink a few beers. Heading out to the river on the party barge tomorrow. Only problem is that the kids are coming along so it wont be a hard-partying day. It still beats the shit out of not going.

I went out with my friend Jeremy last night and got shitty just like every time I go out with Jeremy. That dude drinks like a fuckin fish and always finds his way into trouble. I had an early meeting this morning so I dropped him off at his apartment around 1:30. He picked up some beer and munchies on the way home because he said his buddy was coming over. He calls me this morning at 9AM to tell me that they took off for Florida! Thats like a four hour drive in the middle of the night, drunk as shit. Stupid. Whatever. He is young and single and should enjoy it while he can. Although, the way he drinks he is going to stay single for a long time unless he finds a girl that is just as big of an alcaholic as him. Anyway, so we are in this little college bar and he knows the barteneder, he grew up with her or something, and she is HOT. Tall, blonde, nice rack, very nice ass and she is flirting with me! At first I thought she was just being nice but she kept coming back to talk to me even though the bar was busy, twirlng her hair while we talked and giving me free beer (she wasnt giving Jeremy free beer). Then when we went to leave she asked if I would be back. I said probably and left. No sense in seeming to easy.

This is the second hot chick that has come on to me in the last two weeks. The girl that works at the golf course where I play is built like a brick shithouse. HUGE rack. She gave me her number the other day. I entered it into my phone and promplty deleted it once I left. My girlfriend is very curious and although I havent seen her do it much she is not beyond looking through my phone so I am not taking any chances. Plus, the chick is only twenty-five and has two kids. Its not that I mind kids, I have two of my own, its just that one of them is a baby which means the ex-boyfriend/daddy is still hanging around and I dont like dealing with that shit.

Whatever, it is an ego boost so who gives a shit. Maybe I can go for the tri-fecta tomorrow! Here's to the Weekend!

8.19.2006

Hot

Its fuckin hot! Thats all I can say. Living in Louisiana you become accustomed to hot weather but this is ridiculous. The heat index yesterday was 109, with 98% humidity! You can actually feel yourself melting when you walk outside. And I dont mean performing any type of physical activity. This is simply going from the house to the car.

Anyway, LSU football season is upon us! Woo Hoo! 14 days to kick-off. It came down to the last minute but I was able to afford season tickets again so every Saturday starting around 7AM there will be lots of alcahol and food consumed in Baton Rouge. Also, ladies, ladies and more ladies. The good thing about the aforementioned heat is that the girls parading around campus will have on as little as possible. This makes for excellent sport viewing which is what my buddies and I consider it, a sport. This is only because we are all in our 30's and no self-respecting college girl would talk us. We can oogle the shit out of em though.

Have to leave to visit my Mom today. Its not that I mind visiting my Mom its just that she is getting up there and doesnt realy care about the small things like she used to. Of course, by small things I mean dusting, sweeping, or any other form of cleaning. I think I am going to have to find her a maid. Also, she lives in a really small town and we usually just end up sitting around drinking a couple of beers and talking about the same things we talked about the last time I visited. She can still cook pretty good though so I will attempt to gorge myself and sleep as much as possible. Here's to football.

8.15.2006

You are probably wondering why this blog only has two posts. Well, I deleted them all. I was tired of reading my own ramblings so I deleted everything from last year until now. This way everything I write is new material! I am a genius and very creative. In fact, I may have written this exact same thing before.

So, remember the other day I was bitching about the new job syndrome? Well, it turns out that the company I work for was "acquired" on Thursday by a multi-national congolomerate who shall remain nameless (hint- they are very blue and have the initials IBM in their name). So, its back to newbie land just when I am getting the hang of everything. Seriously, these guys have like 350,000 employees and make like $1 Zillion a year in profit. What can I possibly contribute? They employee something like 5 Nobel prize winners and 1300 Rhodes Scholars. Woo hoo, I am going to fit right in at the office mixers. A sample conversation. Me, "So did you see that football game on TV the other night?", genius guy with lots of letters behind his name- "Yes, the centripetal acceleration of the oblong projectile launched by the offensive protagonist was dramtically reduced by the collisonal de-excitation of the defensive antagonist". Me, "Right. Do you know where the bar is?"

8.08.2006

You know how when you start to learn a new job and you feel kind of lost and no matter how well you do everyone else still thinks your a dumbass? Well thats how I feel. I was slammed in meeting (conference call) today for not being up to speed with a project that I am designing. I work for a software company and I do the initial technical consulting for customers that want to buy our product. Well, I half-assed the consulting to tell the truth and I got slammed in the meeting. The problem is that I have only been at the job 3 months and it takes most people in my position up to a year to be able to perform this job correctly. So heres to the next 9 months.